Fecca: "And we are ready for our second first round, Peoples Championship Tourney match, Eddie."

Styles: "Are we? So I still have time to take a nap, then, awesome. You know it seems every match just gets worse and worse."

Fecca: "Oh, no it doesn't, you just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

Styles: "Yeah, your mom's."

Fecca: "Sigh. Anyway, fans, this is a double-zebra match, meaning two referees! Perhaps this is an advantage or disadvantage, depending on who you are. With Maury Povich in stripes, as well as the Green Ranger, there's no telling what will happen!"

[The Green Ranger is already in the ring, with his ref shirt on over his suit, but under his gold pad. He's clapping his hands and doing some poses for the crowd... when... "Fireman" by Jawbreaker begins to play over the PA, along with a video clip of McFly wrestling. 10 seconds into the video Raymond McFly makes his way out from backstage.

Styles: "I have a feeling we'll be having a tribute show to this guy the next Shockwave."

Fecca: "Don't be silly-"

Styles: "Right, Wall$treet doesn't care enough. I can't believe I said that."

[Upon making his way out he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Some cheers and some boos, but nothing to violent. He continues to walk down the enterance ramp, as he gives the Staight Edge "X" (The CM Punk pose) to the crowd as he slides into the ring. Upon arrival in the ring he goes in the far right turnbuckle and climbs it. Once again doing the Straight Edge pose. After hes down posing, he climbs down, and sits down in it, and waits for the match to begin.

Styles: "He likes to do that pose."

Fecca: "Indeed..."

Woman's voice: "Danger..... danger.... danger..."

Styles: "THE KLINGONS ARE ATTACKING, BOB!"

["King Nothing" by Metallica rumbles across the speaker system, as Styles ducks under the desk, looking for a Bird-Of-Prey.

Woman's voice: "... danger.... danger... you have entered... the Danger Zone..."

[The guitar rocks in, as the song start going. Nic E Dangerously steps out on stage, under some strobes, looking around, as Maury walks in from the curtain, clapping his hands, pointing at NED, and wearing the ref shirt, too. He also has a whistle.

Styles: "Now, that's dumb... we've been in the Danger Zone since this pay per CRAP has started."

Fecca: "Your jokes get more lackluster everytime you flap your gums."

[NED grins, as he levels his arms with his shoulders, and lowers them to some boos. The strobes make his entire entrance look slow-motion, and when he reaches the steps, he walks along the apron, eyeing McFly like a hawk. Maury slides in, blowing his whistle, trying to eject Green Ranger, who poses down some more. Once NED steps in, the bell rings.

Fecca: "And this match should be underway!"

[Maury puts his arms in, while Ranger tries to explain the rules- Maury says "Let's get it on!" and boom, NED forces a lock up on McFly early. McFly is overpowered, and sent into the corner, and NED tries to get in a choke, but a squirming McFly is able to get his leg on NED's midsection, and force him away with a foot-push- NED comes at McFly fast- but not fast enough as he rolls from the corner, and NED slams into it- McFly grabs NED's head, smashes it into the turnbuckle, and then spins him around and goes CHOP (WOOOO!), CHOP! (WOOOO!)... and then climbs up onto the second rope, and the crowd counts- ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!! FIVE!! SIX!!! SEVEN... EIGHT!!! NINE.... and as McFly waits for the crowd to cheer the tenth, he takes way too long, and NED grabs him on his sides, and lifts him up fast, walking a step forward and dropping him backwards- face first onto the top turnbuckle.

Styles: "I'm surprised these New Yorkers can count that high, but apparently, McFly got stumped after nine."

Fecca: "Oh, stop it!"

[McFly tries to shake it off, and regain his footing, but before he can, NED grabs his hair and charges him across the ring, and smashes him into the opposite corner. NED then brings his forearms into McFly's face, over and over, getting faster and faster with the frustration mounting. In all honesty, NED expected this to be over by now.... McFly dips, and NED changes to his feet, and sends his heel into his midsection- again- and again- then reaches down and brings McFly snapping up and into a hip toss- McFly is sitting- and he rolls and spins, and NED loses his footing with the leg sweep. McFly uses this as a good chance to get in a good offense, and hugs NED's head much like a stunner, but brings down a Jaw-breaker instead! NED pops up and stumbles, and McFly catches him with a dropkick! NED goes backfirst into the ropes, and McFly gets up, runs full blast, and hits a clothesline, sending NED toppling over!! Maury rushes to McFly before he can do anything else...

Maury: "You try another stunt like that again, and I'll DQ you so fast, you'll go back to the future!"

Fecca: "THATS WHERE I KNOW THE NAME FROM!"

[Ranger shakes his head, and grabs Maury, leading him out of the way, as McFly grabs the top and slings over- NED's up, though, Maury gave him precious seconds, and he catches McFly with ease, and spins, running McFly back-first into the ringpost! McFly curses, and slumps to the floor, as Ranger begins a count.... one... NED sends a foot into McFly's face. Two!, NED reaches down, three! NED slings McFly up, four! NED scoops him for a slam... five! NED runs him back-first into the ring post again! SIX! NED rolls into the ring- and Maury counts: "SEVEN! EIGHTE! NINE! Ranger had almost no time to push Maury so he shut up- and then NED threatens the Ranger!

Fecca: "Things are breaking down already!"

[NED's finger is in Rangers, uh, helmet mask, and Ranger starts threatening to ring the bell- McFly crawls in, and rushes NED's back, hannering him with some axes. NED turns, and McFly sends a haymaker, rocking NED before he was ready and sending him off balance. McFly trips NED up, NED lands on one knee, and after a couple steps, McFly goes for- and hits- the "Shining Wizard"! A huge pop from the crowd thus far, and NED goes face first into the canvas! McFly covers and Ranger darts down- ONE! TWO! NO!!! Maury pulls Ranger off, and says NED's shouler was up... McFlyis stunned, and he's on his knees, knowing he could have won right there! NED starts to get up, but McFly catches him, and twirls him for a "Reverse DDT"... however, NED powers around, and ends up on top with the advantage, reversing it into a "Piledriver"... he brings McFly down on his head, and covers- ONE! TWO! NO! Ranger stops Maury from counting, and they start to argue! NED stamps the canvas with his fists three times, and pushes up, grabbing the Ranger's shoulder, and spinning him around- face to mask, they argue, and NED's face becomes more and more red-

Fecca: "McFly could have another shot here-"

Styles: "For the love of god, Dangerously, turn around!"

[McFly reaches and goes for a schoolboy- and rolls NED back- ONE! TWO! NO! Ranger's count was broken by NED kicking out- and now both race up- McFly's a bit faster on the up and sends a couple fists at NED to keep him stalled- McFly then runs to the ropes and back hoping for a swinging neckbreaker- NED catches him, lifts up and spins back- tossing Mcfly over the top and down onto the floor! McFly cradles his head and neck, as NED shakes it off, and heads to the outside. Maury is getting excited, screaming and all- while Ranger slides out with them. NED shoves someone out of a chair, and folds it up. Raising it, he poises to smash McFly as he stands- but when he goes to strike, Ranger grabs it from behind, and tries to pull it away... NED spins, latches on and rips it out of Ranger's hand, and then ducks a swing.. SMASH! He cracks Ranger's helmet and sends him right down to the floor! NED turns, and right into a shot by McFly!! The chair bounces off NED's head, and he drops it, stumbling around, and McFly sends NED back into the ring!

Fecca: "The course of this match has just changed! Dangerously's in a bad position!"

Styles: "Did you not see the only person sympathatic to McFly's cause get his head smashed in?"

Fecca: "Oh... crap."

[McFly follows in, and covers NED- only Maury has something in his eye... yeah, right! McFly waits, and then gets up, arguing with Maury to make the count by slapping his hands together... NED's up and pounces at McFly- who spins and kicks just in time- he goes for a quick snap DDT- but NED lifts him up like a "Northern Lights", and then brings him down in the "Kryptonite Krunch"- but McFly wriggles out of it, sliding over and behind NED- he grabs him for a "Reverse Suplex", lifts him up and hangs NED there- the brings him down misection-first onto a top turnbuckle!

Styles: "I can't believe that little worm got out of that!"

[ NED's straddled, and McFly runs up, and hops onto the corner, and pounds NED in the face with some hits. Then, lifting him up, he goes for a "Superplex"... however, NED out powers that, and tosses McFly onto the canvas belly-first... NED's at the top (weirdly), and he goes to stand, and fly off. McFly grabs Maury's leg and shoves him so he hits the ropes, and NED's straddled again, much to the relief of the crowd! McFly races up, hops over the top and climbs up behind NED_ and then nails a bulldog! NED sprawls, and McFly crawls over for the cover... Maury counts- ONE.... then he decides to go check on Ranger's health!! McFly slaps the canvas, and rolls outside where Maury is calling for help for the Green ranger, and McFly grabs him to put him back in the ring- Maury stalls with an arguement, as NED slinks back up- but McFly must have heard him because he round-shouse kicks as NED comes at him- NED stumbles back, and McFly comes at him with a wild swing, NED ducks it, gets the waist lock, McFly elbows back- twice, and a thid time NED lets him go- McFly hits the ropes, comes back, NED tilt-a-whirls him for a backbreaker- but McFly lands behind NED on his feet, and apllies his own waist lock, shoving NED into the ropes and back for a sunset flip- NED hangs on, and McFly rolls back, McFly gets up and runs full blast, and NED ducks, and tosses McFly back over the top and into the railing!!

Fecca: "Good night!"

[McFly tries to shake it off, and Maury begins a superfast count (he's already at eight), but NED tells him to shut up, and he rolls out and with the chair- he just picked it back up- goes after McFly. McFly is pulling himself up- and NED brings it down- McFly moves and NED smashes it on the railing,t he vibration really hrting his hands, and he drops it- as McFly grabs his arm for a short-arm- NED takes it across the throat and McFly hops on the railing, and falls down with a driving elbow... NED struggles to get up- but it's moot as McFly is already helping him by pulling him up by the hair. McFly goes to give NED some of his own medicine, by smashing him into the ringpost, but NED's foot goes up to stop it, and he elbows McFly in the jaw..

[NED scoops up McFly, and drops him face first on the apron, and McFly flip some... NED goes for the chair again, but it's kicked away- by the Green Ranger!

Fecca: "Listen to the fans now that it's fair again!"

Stlyes: "Yadda yadda."

[Ranger goes down a twelve point list on what NED's done wrong, but NED ignores him and turns to McFly- McFly, on his knees, goes for a low blow but we see he's really heaving NED up on his shoulders, and spinning him waist-first into the ringpiost. McFly drops him and rolls into the ring, and Ranger starts his count.... Maury rolls out and helps NED to his feet, and at six, NED rolls in, to kick to the head by McFly. McFly rips NED up, whips- NED reverses it and shoves McFly into the corner, but McFly reverses into a "Don't Mess With Texas", however, NED catche shim on his shoulder, and smashes him with a shoulder breaker, holding on, and heaving him onto the corner for a "Tree of Woe"... NED backs off after some heavy kicks, and then runs, smashing McFly with a knee to the gut. And again... and again... NED backs off a furth time, and goes for a baseball slide to the head.... McFly does a vertial sit up as NED slides in, and NED straddles the ring post, coming VERY alive for a few seconds, slapping the canvas in pain, and going limp. McFly frees himself, and grabs NED's arms, pulling him to the center, as Maury is going nuts, pulling out his air- he can't cheat with the Ranger back in action- and McFly covers- ONE! TWO! NO!!! NED gets a shoulder up, and then immediately checks his balls. McFly wastes no time, and he picks NED up... and wraps around to get behind for the "Drug Free"... NED bends forward, and flips McFly over his back- and then mauls him with his shoulder into the corner, and rains down hit after hit.. McFly is off balance, and he stumbles into the "Deus Ex Machina"... and NED drives him down...

Fecca: "SICK!"

[ The lights dim as the tron sparks to life and "Hate In Ya Eyes" by Chamillionaire blares throughout the arena. Up on the screen is a shot of a turquoise colored ocean as it begins to move faster and faster to the city of Miami. The stage begins to become covered in a white fog.

Fecca: We've made it to the semi-main event of the evening Eddie.

Styles: I've been waiting all night for this one Bob!

[ As the music begins to pick up Seifer is seen up on the titantron, the backround is now a mixture of Miami and Seifer as he is seen hitting his Trademark moves on various opponents spread throughout his illustrious career. The view continues showing him in a wide range of his past matches all the while flashing shots of the city, almost intertwined with each other.

Fecca: This match has been a few weeks in the making. as many will remember it was back on the November thirteenth episode of Shockwave that David Van Dam cost Seifer a shot at the Heavyweight champion for this event.

Styles: Oh like Seifer won't get a shot anyways. He's the golden boy of this company......Not that there's anything wrong with that mind you.

[ As the music continues to echo throughout the arena Seifer makes his way out to the entrance stage completely engulfed in a thick fog as the lights are still dimmed. Behind him shines a fascinating array of greenish laser lights focused on him and down towards the ring.

Fecca: Anyways, DVD cost Seifer the match with Georgia james by using a chair. So the next week Seifer returned the favor to david during a title match, and again last week to cost him the TakeOver triple threat. Now that steel chair is secured to that pole...

Styles: Yep and the first to get hold of it can use it just like a wristlock. I'm pretending bloodshed in this bad boy!

[ As he treads down the ramp silver and turquoise strobe lights begin to flash rapidly around the arena while behind him the greenish looking laser lights continue to shine towards the ring, making it seem as if Seifer was walking in the light as he nears the ring. Seifer stands on the outside, looking into the ring, he then lowers his head and jumps up onto the apron, grabbing the top rope and arching his back backwards as a set of explosions from the top blast down.

Styles: Man, Bob this guy may take an hour to get to the ring......But damn is it worth it!

Fecca: It is indeed impressive

[ He slowly moves his body between the top two ropes before spinning around with his hands in the air as he looks out at the masses, the lights finally lighten as the music comes to an end. Suddenly the arena lights shut off, casting the arena in complete darkness. The PWT Titan Tron flickers to life displaying the word 'The Takeover'. This word quickly begins to morph, and cycles through a list of words, starting with: Titantium, United States, Crusiserweight, Backyard, Television, People's Tag Team, World, Most Improved, Syckness. Then the titan tron boldly displays the words 'He's held them all. And he's not done yet.' Gold and red pyros shoot off from the stage as the PWT PA system begins to blare the song "Violence Fetish" by Disturbed. A golden spotlight shines underneath the titan tron where David Van Dam stands poised, Angelina Santana standing next to him. The crowd is coating him with boo's, coating him with their hate. He revels in it. A shower of gold and red sparks fall around he and Angelina as they move forward, towards the ring.

Sabrina: "On his way to the ring, residing in Grand Rapids, Michigan, he weighs in tonight at 230 pounds, being accompanied to the ring by Angelina Santana, he's the most accomplished wrestler in PWT History, this is DAVID VAN DAM!"

[ David stops at the base of the ramp and raises his eyes to the heavens, raising his arms, his index fingers extended towards the sky. Pyros shoot off behind him, three pyros total. The crowd is in awe of this awesome figure, this walking legend. Their boos have ceased. He allows Angelina to walk up the steel steps before him, being a gentlemen. He holds the ropes open for her, letting her enter the ring before following her. The duo stands in the ring. Angelina says something in David's ear before rolling out of the ring and taking her place in his corner.

Styles: What the hell is this ref doin?

[ The ref has leaned over the top rope and is telling Angelina to carry herself to the back! David is going ballistic.....The fans love it......Seifer? He's just sitting back in a corner with a smirk on his face. Finally that lil jezebel Angelina stomps her way up the ramp.

Styles: How can he do that to her?

Fecca: The ref probably saw what happened with Angelina getting involved in CM's match earlier. And wanted to advoid a repeat of that incident here.

Styles: But how's David supposed to feed on someone's support now? All these stupid New Yorkers are just cheering for him to fail!

[ With lil miss Santana sent to the back, our ref is ready to get this match started. He calls for the bell, which is rung this week without Seif as the times-keeper. Both men moving to the center of the ring....They circle around each other in the center of the ring....There's the lock-up! Seifer and David both struggling to establish dominance early on here with this lock-up....Suddenly david pulls away and hops out to the floor. The fans all over Van Dam with jeers! Telling them to shut-up only seems to rile these people more...DVD waves the match off and starts heading for the back...

Fecca: Where the hell is he going?

[ David stops midways up the ramp. He looks back to the ring. Right now the ref is on a five count. DVD comes back to the ring, rolling in just long enough to break the count. Then he grabs a mic

DVD: "You know what? Screw you people! I come out here to give you your money's worth, and all you can do is boo me? You people should be worshiping the ground I walk on! Not booing me! I'm the most decorated superstar in PWT history, for Chris sakes. If you people don't show me some respect, I'm leaving."

[ Someone forgot to tell David that ya don't get respect by verbally demanding it. The fans just get louder with their jeers. David puts his hands over his ears, trying to not hear this. Finally he can't take it anymore and raises the mic again

DVD: "Fine. Try having a semi main event with out me!"

Fecca: He can't just leave!

Styles: You gonna stop him?

Fecca: No. Seifer is!

[ Van Dam is moving up the aisle toward the ramp, but suddenly he's caught from behind with a clothesline. David tasting some ramp before he's pulled back onto his feet by Seifer. He takes a headlock on ole DVD and starts pulling him back toward the ring. Just about to the ring DVD throws an elbow into Seifer's gut. He throws a few more before trying to slam Seif's head into the ringpost. Blocked by the Immortal and transwarp drive or whatever. Elbow to David's gut now and then his face bounces off the ringpost. Takes a handful of David's tights and rolls him back into the ring. Seifer covers for the pin but just gets a one count. Seif to his feet, pulling DVD up as well, to nail a vertical suplex. With his opponent arching his back in pain, Seifer glances up toward the chair hanging on the pole. He grins and climbs to his feet.

Fecca: These fans here in New York going wild as Seifer seems to be going for the chair.

[ He climbs up the turnbuckles, reaching for the chair. DVD suddenly is up on his feet and heads for the corner too. He ascends with cat-like quickness, trying to pull Seifer off in a super german suplex! But the Immortal hangs onto the pole, knowing that a move like this could be devastating to not only his odds of winning but his career. DVD clubbing Seifer's back an neck with his arm in an attempt to loosen that grip on the pole. The goal is finally accomplished and david pops his hips and sends Seifer flying back into the ring with a super german suplex!!! The Immortal hitting on his shoulders an neck before flipping on over face down. David himself landing hard on his own back an neck. he rolls over to the ropes. The ref stepping in and checkin on both men. Neither really moving as the refs tarts his double count. One...........Two...............Three...........Four.............

Styles: Holy shit what a move!

Fecca: I think the fans agreed with you on that one Eddie. But now both men are paying the price. the ref is now at a five count...

[ Six................Van Dam is picking himself up using the ropes. He holds the back of his neck staggering toward Seifer. The fans are booing thinking David is gonna get the win....Without the chair ever being used! DVD looks to rolls Seif over for a pin but he's surprised by a small package! One.....Two......Kick-out! DVD rolls up by the ropes.....Seifer kips up and charges in, perhaps looking to send David over the top rope. But bah gawd Van Dam catches Seif and goes for a spinebuster....But wait! On the way down Seifer hooks an arm around David's head and pulls him down into a ddt! Both men down.

Fecca: And they're both down again....

[ Just long enough for a three count this time on the double count. Both men back up and trading the lefts and rights. Seifer ducks a right from David, going behind and snatching him back an down with a reverse x-factor. DVD rolls away holding his head. Seif pulls him back to his feet. And he just starts delivering the knees to DVD's face. Over and over and over again! With a now groggy DVD's head trapped between his head, Seif adjusts their position....

Styles: I wonder what Seifer is doing?

[ And here comes the answer to Eddie's question. Seifer lifts David up into a powerbomb position, but then falls back dropping DVD throat first across the top rope. Van Dam is holding his throat and rolling on the mat. He eventually rolls away to the outside, looking for some relief. Seifer is not into that idea though. He hits the ropes on the far side and comes back looking for a baseball slide dropkick. Not happening though! David manages to twist out of the way. But he then twists back around and snatches Seif out of the ring, dropping him on the back of his head. DVD brings Seifer to his feet, looking to connect with a piledriver. But the regular variation isn't working. Van Dam switches and goes for the cradle piledriver a la Jerry Lynn and is able to connect this time! DVD feels he's put enough of a hurting on Seif to try for that chair himself. He rolls back in the ring, climbing up the corner to go for that chair on the pole. But down on the arena floor Seifer is pulling himself up using the ring apron. He gets onto the apron and then climbs up the corner with DVD. There's some position jockeying but Seifer grabs David and leaps off into the ring with Matt Hardy's side-effect!

Fecca: Good lord! Seifer taking Van Dam back into the ring with a side-effect.

Styles: Man after that there may not be any use for a chair in this match.

[ They're both catching a bit of a breather. But its Seifer up first and he's looking at that chair. He waves it off and grabs Van Dam's legs.....Steps over and crosses one.....Fights to turn David over.....

Styles: Immortal Deathlock!!!!

[ David is suddenly alive again, screaming in agony. He tries and tries to crawl for the ropes, but Seifer sits back further. With no hope of getting to the ropes, DVD reaches back and grabs one of Seifer's legs. He manages to pull Seifer down and twists as best he can on the ankle!

Fecca: This has got to be a first....there's a sharpshooter and an ankle-lock being applied at the same time!

[ Pain is finally starting ta get ta Seifer so he releases the sharpshooter. David as well lets go of the ankle and both move to a corner. they pull themselves up, and charge across the ring. Seifer flies into the air and connects with a leaping clothesline, much like Undertaker's. He rolls through back to his feet, hits the ropes and drops a leg across the throat of DVD before Van Dam can hardly blink. DVD is allowed to get up. Takes one step forward holding his throat and is dropped in a drop toe-hold. Seifer takes a stance in the corner waiting for DVD ta get up......Van Dam turns around into the Blood Spiller superkick!

Styles: Uh oh....Seifer could be setting up for...

[ Seifer picks up DVD and he hits the "Knights of the Round", which of course is a F-5 spun out to a stunner. The Seif looks for a pin but he pulls off at only a two. He hasn't grabbed that chair yet and he really wants ta use it. Seifer ascends to the top and grabs hold of the chair. But he notices Whysper coming down the ramp. Seif shrugs it off and goes to unhook the chair. But suddenly DVD is up again and leaps up on the top rope. He catches Seifer and takes him through the air with a supper "Last Chance", angle slam. During the process the ref is clocked by the chair which Seifer had a good hold on. DVD is up and looks ta use the chair on Seifer. He tries to swing but Whysper catches the chair and snatches it away. A stunned DVD turns around to find out who stole the chair. Instead he gets cracked right over the head with it.

Styles: What the hell is this?