Fecca: Oh god....Not more of this....

[ CM stares at the door for a few seconds before finally knocking on it. It takes another moment before the door finally opens. Once it does Brian T Jefferson is standing in it. He doesn't look all that happy to see Michaels standing in his woman's doorway.

Jefferson: What the hell do you want?

[ Michaels sighs.

CM: I need to speak to Lori Anne.

Jefferson: Yeah? Well I don't think you do, *chump*. So how about you turn your homewrecking ass around and leave. Otherwise its gonna get pretty damned messy in this hallway.

CM: Look I..

Jefferson: Didn't you hear me? I said get outta here punk!

CM: I...

[ Brian is tired of dealing with the champion. So he up and shoves the champion backwards. Not expecting the shove CM stumbles back into the wall. Jefferson steps out the room and looks to be coming after Michaels. The champ, not in the mood for this anymore than Jefferson, stuffs the picture in his pocket. He then picks up his dropped Heavyweight championship and WHAM! Championship belt to the face of Jefferson! Brian is sent stumbling back into Lori's locker room. CM follows in as does the camera. Coming out of the bathroom wearing only her pants and a bra, Lori starts to scream. Jefferson meanwhile turns around and finds himself clotheslined over a sofa.

Lori: GET OUT OF HERE YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOU!

[ Christian whips around and he pushes Lori into a chair. Having been forced to take a seat she looks up as CM digs in his pocket. He pulls out the picture from earlier and gives it to Lori.

CM: Look! I.....I took this for you....

[ That look of feeling sick to his stomach is on CM's face. But he remembers Nova's words and forces a smile to his face. Lori takes teh picture, perhaps afraid of what'll happen if she doesn't. Her eyes almost bulge outta her head as she looks at it. Thens he looks up to CM

Lori: Wh.....Why are you doing this to me? I told you that I don't like you......I...

[ She takes another good look at the pic.

Lori: I love Brian.

CM: I know ya don't understand, and I'm sorry ta keep troublin you.....But you're just gonna have ta deal.

[ With that the champion turns and leaves. Lori takes yet another glance at that picture. But she quickly drops it as she hears Brian groan from behind the knocked over sofa. Lori rushes to her man's side. Our camera though pans away from that to the picture on the ground.

[ There's quite a response from our ladies in attendence for the show upon seeing that. And it only seems louder as we shift focus back out to ringside.

Fecca: My god folks! I can't believe the things that Christian Michaels has been doing lately. I'm trying to give the guy the benefit of the doubt but this is getting crazy. But folks I can't dwell on that right now. Up next is the first of two over the top rope battle royals. This one is for the men with a fifty thousand dollar Christmas bonus on the line. Originally we were scheduled to have only six participants in this match. However the decision was made early today to include several more names.

Tracker: And how convienent that little segment with Michaels giving his whore a picture was. Now we've got all of the losers, except for Jefferson, already in the ring.

Fecca: This is Phillip Tracker joining me on commentary for this match ladies and gentlemen. He's filling in until Eddie is ready to return to ringside. And Phillip after that attack backstage I doubt we'll see Jefferson in this match.

Tracker: That's fine with me. One less loser to waste a few minutes of my life. Hey, while I'm out here Fecca, I got a question. Why is it that no one ever wants to be interviewed by me?

Fecca: I'm actually not sure Phillip. But that's a discussion we'll have to take up anothe rtime. Things are ready to get underway here.

[ Sabrina stands up from her seat by the times keeper.

Sabrina: The following match is THE over the top rope battle royal for a FIFTY THOUSAND dollar Christmas bonus. The match will continue until all but one participant has been eliminated. In this match you are eliminated when you're trhown over the top rope and BOTH feet land touch the floor.

[ The bells rings and the match is officially underway. Inside the ring Carlos Mitchell, Santino Marrella, Hobo Jack, Sir Owen Gyles,a nd all the male jobbers are looking around at each other. After several seconds That One Guy charges across the ring at Kane Thrice! He's met with Thrice's hand around his throat. TOG tries his best to break the grip but its no use. He's lifted up and chokeslammed to the outside by Thrice! Not impressed Santino flies across the ring and starts going to town on Thrice's back. The big turns around and Santino backs off. But he's shoved right back to Thrice by everyone else in the match. Marrella turns around and yells at them all for it. When he turns back to Kane Thrice he's given an uppercut thrust to the throat. Santino flops around like a out of water on the mat. Kane Thrice then picks him up and presses Santino Marrella above his head. You can hear Marrella demand to be put down. Of course he's obliged by Thrice dropping him out of the ring.

Fecca: Wow! This match is only just begun and already Kance Thrice has two elminations.

Tracker: Well its a good thing I didn't call my bookie and put down the two grand I considered on That One Guy.

Fecca: Why would you even consider it?

Tracker: He was backstage earlier tonight telling me that he promised a victory.

[ With his two grand safe Tracker is back to watching the match unfold. And boy is it unfolding! Wrestler X is in a corner trying to convert the Bullet Brothers to the Muslim faith. They seem to be considering it until Hobo Jack crashes things. He spears Wrestler X to the mat. Hobo Jack pops up and goes after Kurt Bullet. Greg is about to help his brother but he's intercepted by Toke Out. The highflyin young man kicks Greg in the stomach and looks to nail a Dudley Dog on him. However that isn't how the move ends up. Greg Bullet manages to send Toke Out sailing though the air and landing on his backside outside the ring!

Fecca: And now Toke Out is eliminated from the match.

Tracker: Eh he serves a better purpose as Dante's supplier in PWT.

[ A double superkick by Chuck Borris and Bruce Chan eliminates Sir Owen Gyles from the match. Outside the ring Gyles proclaims to the refs it was an unfair two on one advantage. Unfortunately for the man from a place long long ago its all legal in this match. So he leaves to the back. Carlos Mitchell charges at Borris and Chan. They both duck and back drop Mitchell outside. No! Carlos manages to land on the apron! He then grabs Borris and Chan and helps them have a meeting of the minds. Unfortunately the collision of noggins leaves the two staggering. This is plenty of time for Carlos to get back in the ring safely. Once back in the ring though he's ran through by Kane Thrice and a seven foot clothesline. Things don't stay looking rosey for Thrice very long. He's the next to recieve the double superkick. The big man falls to the ropes and Borris an Chan are quickly working on trying to eliminate him. Kane Thrice is refusing to go though. But then here comes all the other competitors in the match. All except former Viva La Bam star Ryan Dunn. He's taken a seat on a top turnbuckle watching. Meanwhile all the others get together and elminate Kane Thrice.

Fecca: Kane Thrice is gone!

Tracker: Crap! I knew that tagline baout "Thrice the man of any other Kanes" was too good to be true.

Fecca: Looks like Kane Thrice isn't going quietly.

[ Kane Thrice is pissed. He wants back in but our refs stand their ground and tell him know. So he does the only thing left to do....Kane pyros! He does teh hands up and then down. The pyros all go off, including one behind Ryan Dunn! He's thrown so off balance that he ends up tumbling to the ring apron and then the floor. Dunn gets up mad....until he's chokeslammed. Suddenly we have The Sooner tossed out by El Horse-Humper! He truns around and gets a double clothesline from the Bullet Brothers that sends him to the outside and his elimination.

Fecca: And some quick elminations there.

Tracker: And the herd of losers continues to thin.

[ Crackhead Larry takes himself and El Ass-O Wipe-O out of the match with a cross body block. The twitchy lil sucker tried his best to catch the top rope on the way down but it was no use. Chuck Borris an Bruce Chan challenge the Bullet Brothers to meet them in the center of the ring. The brothers answer the challenge and start gettin their asses whupped big time! The two martial arts masters just ravage the brothers. Chuck and Bruce both go for superkicks on the Bullets. However the brothers manage to duck out the way. Our resident martial artists spin around and THEY get superkicked out of the match!

Fecca: The Bullet Brothers just eliminated Chuck Borris and Bruce Chan!

[ Just as quickly though Jimmy King sneaks up and he tosses Greg over the top rope!

Tracker: AHHH! Greg Bullet just got eliminated!

Fecca: Jimmy King with a great sneak attack there.

[ Kurt Bullet isn't happy to see his brother get eliminated. He pummels Jimmy King into a corner. But here comes Hobo Jack to the rescue! He flies in and nails a Sting-like splash on Kurt and Jimmy. The remaining Bullet Brother stumbles out of the corner and he's easily tossed out of the ring. Carlos Mitchell then dumps out Hobo Jack! Jimmy King tries to do the same to Carlos but both men tumble over. Somehow Carlos manages to get hold of teh top rope and stays on the apron! The bell rings and Carlos' music hits.

Sabrina: Here is your WINNER!......CARLOS....MIIIIIIIIIIITCHELL!!!!

[ Carlos is presented a bag containing 50 thousand dollars in cash.

Fecca: Carlos Mitchell wins the Christmas bonus! Philip he managed to outlast everyone else involved in this match! He.....Is that Bobby Johnson?

Tracker: Actually I think it is. Why's he out here?

[ Bobby slides in the ring and taps Mitchell on the shoulder. Carlos turns around and takes a "Killa Kick" to the mush! He's down and Bobby scoops up the bag of money. The fans are cheering as Bobby asks them if he should toss them some of that cold hard cash. getting the reaction he wanted Bobby begins to untie the bag. However that's put on hold as "Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson hist the speakers.

Fecca: Oh no....

Tracker: Looks like Bobby is about to have a short return to PWT...

[ Sure enough here comes Mason, with Josiah by his side, through the curtain. The monster behemoth is working his fists as he approaches the ring. To his credit though Bobby Johnson is standing his ground. Josiah yells instructions to Mason and yells insults at Bobby. Mason finally reaches the ring and steps in over the top rope. He walks right up to Bobby and looks down. Bobby, holding the money, looks up at Mason.....Then Bobby looks down at the money.......His gaze then goes to Carlos Mitchell who is getting up slowly.......Eyes back on Mason......Bobby again looks to the money......One more look at Mitchell as the actual winner of the money is up......Bobby then tosses the money to Carlos.

Bobby: Fifty grand ain't worth that...

[ Before either of the competitors come out, the arena is pitched into total darkness. "Bossy" by the Kellis begins to play, purple and white lights begins to fly through the air, the music grows louder as a purple mist begins to rise up from the arena floor, the music continues to build as the mist begins to fill the arena area, flanking the crowd. Just as suddenly the PWT tron jumps to life. Becca emerges onto the stage the Femme Fatale title hung over her shoulder, she makes her way down to the ring her head held high.

"Please welcome Professional Wrestling Today’s owner… BECCA!"

[ Becca slowly gets into the ring and takes the microphone from Sabrina

"Thank you, I am out here tonight to ensure that no one cheats and that a fair match is fought in front of you people. I’ve noticed the way SinDee has been winning lately and I will not have that at all tonight. So please sit back and enjoy the show"

[ Becca hands Sabrina back the microphone and exits the ring sitting near the commentating table. Her eyes grow dark as Open Up hits the PA System, SinDee and Travis make their way out to a thunderous amount of boo’s and jeers from the crowd. They smirk and just slowly make their way down the ramp way

"Introducing first, she is the current Femme Fatale Championess… SinDee!"

[ She forgoes her normal entrance; instead she slides under the ropes and takes the title off holding it up high as the pyro explodes around them. Handing the ref the title SinDee kisses Travis softly. Lights flicker as the song Nobody's wife by Anouk starts and Kimberly appears walking out of the curtain.. She taunts the crowd before slowly and methodically making her way down the ramp and towards the ring..

"And her opponent… Kimberly Pain!"

[ Inside the ring Kimberly and SinDee are eyeing each other off as the ref holds the title up high. He runs over the last minute rules and Travis slides out of the ring watching Nova intently. It doesn’t take long for the girls to lock up and start fighting but what surprises everyone is when neither can get the upper hand to themselves. They move back and forth and soon the move is broken when SinDee kicks Kimberly in the back of her knee causing her to buckle, however she maneuvers SinDee around and smashes her to the ground with a bulldog. With the championess stunned it doesn’t take long for Kimberly to start getting a few good shots in aimed at her back. SinDee quickly gets to the ropes and slides out, not realizing she was on the wrong side. Her eyes locked with Nova’s both of them ready for a fight, but before anything could happen Kimberly had taken SinDee out once again.

"The champ is being taken care of here"

"She is having an off week dammit stop being so happy!"

[ Kimberly by now has rolled SinDee into the ring and stalks her slightly, as she leans down boom SinDee nails a hard right to the face before grabbing Kimberly and going for a quick roll up making sure to grab the ropes at the same time. She almost gets a three count until the ref notices and calls her on it. SinDee talks smack to him before getting up and getting into his face. She pulls her hand back ready to slap the living shit out of him until Kimberly knocks her into him with a perfectly executed drop kick. Her eyes grow dark as SinDee gets to her feet and lunges at Kimberly slamming her head into the ring mat as well as throwing the occasional punch and forearm, Kimberly fights back and soon an all out war has started in the ring. Outside however Becca doesn’t seem too pleased with the way things are going and grabs the mic.

"This match has just been changed to a bra and panties match"

[ She has a satisfied smirk on her face when both Kimberly and SinDee glare at her from inside the ring. They look at each other both lacking a lot of clothes for this type of match up they circle each other and all of a sudden they are grabbing each others shirts trying to rip them off, Kimberly succeeds and twirls it around her head a little before tossing it into the crowd the males intent on fighting for it. SinDee just growls and jumps onto Kimberly’s back choking her out, as she gets dazed enough off comes her shirt before SinDee goes for a pin, forgetting she can’t win by pinfall she gets back up and gets to the top rope before flying off into a moonsault. She grabs Kim’s pants and starts tugging them down but Becca just grabs the mic again.

"I’m sorry, I just can’t see this giving the audience what they want, and this match is now a hardcore match"

[ SinDee just grins and stops what she is doing to slide out of the ring, Becca made a huge mistake allowing this to be the intended stipulation especially with SinDee now allowed to use weapons, however she can’t see Nova sliding a chair into the ring, she looks under and grabs out a Kendo stick rolling back into the ring she turns and just about stops. Kimberly has a massive grin on her face and a chair in her hands. She swings and misses but SinDee nails it hard and lands a kendo shot to the knee the ref gets in her face and that’s all Kim needs landing a perfectly executed shot to the back that sends SinDee down. Laying the chair in SinDee’s back she lands an awesome leg drop that sends the metal into her back causing SinDee to cry out in pain. She tries moving but Kimberly has the kendo stick and starts slamming it into her back and the chair. She finally lets up and SinDee quickly rolls out of the ring grabbing a chair of her own courtesy of pushing Becca from the one she was sitting on, slowly getting back into the ring SinDee raises it up but Kimberly drop kicks it into her face busting her open a little. Becca just smirks and watches as Kimberly goes for the pin, only getting a two count. SinDee starts firing back getting to her feet she lands a upper cut that sends Kimberly stumbling back a little before coming off the ropes with her version of Whisper In The Wind she knocks Kimberly down and quickly covers making sure to once again grab the ropes.

"With all this cheating going on, I am setting it up as the ropes mean nothing and cannot break a count… As soon as SinDee lets go. Oh and one more thing strictly NO outside interference allowed."

[ With a smirk Becca stands there watching not realizing Travis is behind her and holding her arms behind her back as SinDee rolls out of the ring getting in her face

"You wanna fuck with me Becca? Then get in the ring and fuck with me!"

[ Before anything can happen SinDee grabs Becca and kisses her smack on the lips and with the tongue too, pulling away SinDee winks and licks her lips

(Use your imagination for this folks) 

"You only hate me because you want me Becca, not because I am better then you, just for the simple fact you *want* me"

[ Travis releases the hold he had on Becca and quickly pulls SinDee out of the way as Kimberly comes flying through the ropes and now collides with the boss lady knocking her a little loopy, SinDee’s eyes widen realizing it could have been her but she can’t stop the next attack and that’s her getting slammed back first into the guard rail before getting whipped into the ring apron she grabs her lower back in pain sinking to her knees before she gets rolled into the ring and Kimberly locks in Foresight the Walls of Jericho tear up SinDee’s back and you can see her getting towards the ropes but they can’t stop the submission hold or break the hold at the moment. You see her screaming the blood still flowing from the cut on her face, she shakes her head every time the ref asks if she wants to give up Travis is there trying to help her screaming at the ref to break the hold but it’s useless since Becca is too out of it to change the stipulation. He watches as Kimberly drags her into the middle of the ring releasing the hold she picks SinDee up and slams her back down before locking it in again. SinDee tries to not tap she still screams in agony but before she can tap the ref notices that she is on the verge of passing out from the pain and not long after she is out. He raises her hand and drops it, counting 1 and repeats the process getting a 2 from the crowd, one more he pulls it up and it falls, before he motions for the bell.

"Your winner and NEW PWT Femme Fatale Championess… KIMBERLY PAIN!"

[ Travis is in the ring instantly trying to get SinDee out of there, Kimberly grabs the original Femme Fatale title from the ref and turns looking at her friend before holding the title up high

"She done it Kimberly done it!"

"You do realize the title just went to the Clan right? Who are worse then SinDee"

"…"

Sabrina: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Flag match! If Chris Cade wins this match, he becomes the new co-Backyard Champion. If Ryan Starr wins this match, Chris Cade becomes his personal servant and must do what he says for the duration of two weeks!"

[ Suddenly "What I've Done" by Linkin Park plays over the P.A system, the lights in the arena begin to immediately dim down and soon Chris Cade emergies from behind the gorilla curtain and while standing on the ramp, hair dripping with water, he holds his arms up in the air and begins to make his way down the ramp, running his mouth while he makes his way down to the ring. The crowd is booing heavily and have been since they caught sight of Chris Cade. His manager is right behind him, Daniel Stevens. Chris Cade begins to make his way into the ring, through the second rope. Chris Cade makes his way to one of the turnbuckles as he holds his arm into the air, while the crowd is still booing. Daniel Stevens points to the turnbuckle that Chris Cade is standing on. The music slowly begins to cut out to nothing and Chris Cade gets down and his manager begins to take his jacket off of him.

Sabrina: "First, in the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at two hundred and sixty five pounds, Chris Cade!"

[ As things are getting underway, the lights begin to flicker a slight gold tone as "Hollywood" by Madonna comes onto the pa system and Ryan Starr appears on the stage, with his new manager, Brian Juneau. He smiles at the crowd, waving at a few of them as he walks down the stage, followed closely by Brian and behind him, golden fireworks shoot up. He walks down the entrance ramp, giving hi-fives to the fans as he gets introduced by Sabrina.

Sabrina: "Making his way to the ring, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at one hundred and seventy-seven pounds, Ryan Starr!!!!"

[ Ryan climbs up the steel steps and gets into the ring, taunting the crowd some. Brian goes over to his corner, keeping his eyes on Ryan. He then moves to a corner, doing some stretches as he waits for the match to get underway. The referee calls for the bell and Chris Cade comes running right at Ryan, hitting him with a clothesline. That knocks Ryan into one of the non-flag corners. Chris comes over, starting to punch Ryan while the referee tries to get a clean break but there are no disqualifications in the match. After a few kicks to Ryan's gut, Chris brings him out, and brings him up into a suplex position, stalling it before falling back and landing a beautiful vertical suplex. Ryan bounces off the mat, screaming in pain, reaching down to his back. Chris smirks, taunting the crowd a little before going over to his corner where the Canadian flag was waiting to be pulled out. He climbs up it while behind his back, Ryan is slowly getting up. Chris stands on the top turnbuckle in an attempt to get the flag out and Ryan spots this, running over to the ropes with a sense of urgency. He yanks down on the top rope which causes Chris to lose his balance and fall crotch first down onto the top turnbuckle. There is a groan from all the men in the audience, as Chris' face tells the story. Ryan goes over and bends Chris into a tree of woe position. He takes a few steps back and runs at Chris, pulling off a Sabin-esque stalling dropkick in the corner. Chris falls out of the tree of woe, landing in the corner while Ryan goes over to the ropes.

Fecca: What a start to this match Eddie! Chris Cade took the early advantage on Ryan, but this co-holder of the Backyard championship manages to get himself back into this match.

Styles: Excuse me if I'm not impressed by someone staying in a match by crotching a guy on the top rope. But I guess next thing ya know Starr will offer to kiss it all better for Cade.

Fecca: I seriously doubt that. It looks like he's going to try and get back to his feet and press the advantage he now has.

[ Ryan slowly gets up, using the ropes to help him as the new move took a lot of energy out of him. Chris is also getting up, and Ryan goes over to help him up but Chris quickly hits Ryan with an elbow to the gut. Ryan doubles over and Chris hits him with a quick DDT. Ryan hits the mat hard which once Chris gets up, he takes advantage of. He picks Ryan up, taking him to a doubled over position and takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker. He then drops a couple of elbows onto Ryan, for good measure and then he yells that he's going to put Ryan away. He picks Ryan up, and slams him right in front of one of the non-flagged corners. He does a little bit of a taunt, just to get the crowd mad at him but then he goes for the Crash Course (450 Splash). However, before he can hit the move, Ryan moves out of the way so Chris crashes and burns. Ryan rolls over to the ropes, using them once again to get back up while Chris is still very much down and out. He gingerly walks over to Chris, and slowly helps him up before pulling off a quick snap suplex. He floated over into a mounted punches position, whailing punch after punch down on Chris who was covering up as best as possible. After about eight punches, Ryan gets up, and it seems he's found a second wind and is fired up! He stands there, motioning for Chris to get up and when Chris does, he catches him with a nice spinning heelkick.The crowd cheers while Ryan gets up and gives Chris a nice scoop slam in front of one of the non-flagged corners. He then climbs up the turnbuckle, turning to face Chris and then he comes off for the Falling Starr (Swanton Bomb). He connects it and the crowd pops!

Fecca: Falling Star! Ryan just hit the Falling Star on Chris Cade! This match could be over right here!

Styles: It really would be if dumbass hadn't got this match changed to a stipulation with no pins.

[ After hitting the move, about five seconds later, Ryan gets back to his feet. He has a smile on his face and quickly turns back to see Chris is still down and out. He slowly walks over to his corner, starting to climb up it. He gets onto the top turnbuckle, reaching for his special flag when Daniel Stevens gets onto the apron, coming over to distract Ryan, and stop him from getting the flag. Brian Juneau then runs over and yanks Stevens off the apron, causing Daniel's face to smash on it on the way down. Brian gives him a thumbs up as he picks Stevens up, kicks him in the gut and takes him down with a Polar Plunge (X-Factor). The crowd pops at this as Ryan smiles and goes to reach for the flag but Chris had gotten up. He made his way over to Ryan, and grabbed him in an attempt to give him a backdrop. He goes for it, flipping Ryan off over his back but Ryan lands on his feet somehow. Chris turns around and Ryan hits him with StarrStruck (Superkick)! Chris falls down in a heap as Ryan hops up over him, landing on the turnbuckle. He climbs up it, and reaches up, pulling his flag out of the slot. He falls down to the mat, and waves the flag as bell is rang and "Hollywood" plays over the pa system as Sabrina speaks.

Sabrina: "The winner of this match, and still PWT Co-Backyard Champion, Ryan Starr!!!!"

[ "Hollywood" fades out as Brian slides into the ring to congradulate Ryan on his big win. Ryan smiles, proud to make Brian proud of him on this night when he notices that Chris is trying to get away. Brian notices this and grabs him, bringing him to the center of the ring to make him payoff. The flag of the United States comes down as the "Star Spangled Banner" began to play over the pa system. The people in attendance sing along as it plays. After it's done, Ryan grabs the flag, waving it around to the cheers of the crowd as then Brian and Ryan drag Chris Cade to the back, as part of the stipulation for the match.

Fecca: Well this might not be how Chris Cade saw his night going, but that's what happens when you accept one too many challenges.

Styles: Its just not fair! How can a Canadian superstar like Chris lose to....to....to this idiot!