Fecca, "Good GAWD! Still in the early goings and Christian Michaels may have just taken himself out."
Styles, "What was he thinkin’ trying a move like that this early into the match?!"
Fecca, "I doubt that he was. The bad blood between these two has been bubbling and boiling for years. Now with WallStreet’s gross mistreatment of Michaels friend and old flame Becca Wipwreck, combined with WallStreet costing Michaels that interpromotional bout with William Rodney Mercy and more importantly an opportunity for Christian to pull in a big win for the promotion he lives and breaths for in PWT, things have finally boiled over. It’s more emotion and less thought process at this stage in this on again off again feud that began some three years ago."
Styles, "Maybe for CM it is, but not for WallStreet. WallStreet never forgoes logic in favor of doing a suicide dive because he’s emotional. And in the end of this thing, I’d be willing to bet that’s what makes the difference and that’s what has Becca leaving here as STILL being, Misses McCallister."
WallStreet looks at CM down on the floor between the ramp and the fan barricade and shakes his head before heading to the ladder that Michaels had just cross bodied. WallStreet folds the crossbars and closes the ladder before picking it up and taking it to the ring where he slides it in under the bottom rope. WallStreet climbs up onto the ring and re-enters between the second and third ropes. WallStreet picks up the ladder and starts surveying exactly where in the ring it should go. After very little contemplating he gets to the center and begins drawing the ladder open.
Fecca, "WallStreet making it quite clear that he has one goal in this contest and that’s simply to win."
Styles, "I think a lot of stars today get so enamored with being on TV and making the people say "OoOo" or "Ahhh" that they forget the whole point of the match, which is to win. WallStreet’s never forgotten that, and as a result very rarely suffers defeat. WallStreet would much rather win the match in a minute with a sleeper and have the crowd hate him then go forty five minutes, hit a hundred razel dazel moves, but end up crashing and burning and giving the other guy the W."
WallStreet gets the ladder set up and grins as he looks up to that brief case over the ring. WallStreet begins to climb the ladder and the fans begin to cheer… Wait, what? That doesn’t seem right… Oh wait… Christian Michaels has slid into the ring. CM goes over and reaches up, grabbing a fist full of the back of WallStreet’s trunks and pulling him down off the ladder. WallStreet lands on his feet and turns around… BAM! BAM! BAM! Three stinging right hands. Michaels then lands a hard kick into the gut of WallStreet, hooks him, and takes him up and over with a quick snap suplex. Michaels gets up, an arm favoring those ribs that collided with that ladder just a couple of minutes ago as the fans are cheering Michaels return to the offensive. CM looks at the ladder set in the middle of the ring, but not being nearly as arrogant as WallStreet and knowing full well that a snap suplex isn’t gonna immobilize WallStreet long enough to ascend the ladder to victory, Michaels decides to take a more defensive strategy with the ladder and fold the cross bars and thus fold up the ladder and leaning it in the corner. Michaels turns from the ladder and sees that WallStreet’s up in the corner. CM darts toward WallStreet and leaps up looking for the high body avalanche, but this time around it doesn’t serve him to well as WallStreet side steps and CM hits nothing but turnbuckle. CM staggers back as WallStreet hits the ropes and BAM! A monster clothesline to Michaels and the crowd begins to boo.
Fecca, "Christian Michaels looking to capitalize with that High Body Avalanche in the corner for a second time to night but to no avail as WallStreet saw it coming and ended up giving the Southern Heartthrob a hard clothesline for his trouble."
WallStreet looks out to the floor and sees Becca trying to encourage Michaels. This doesn’t set to Well with our Corporate Icon so he drops down over Michaels, grabs a fist full of his hair with his left hand and begins driving stiff fists into the redneck skull with his right. WallStreet’s look is one of anger and aggravation. He drives a few hard shots into Michaels head and then get’s up and looks out to Becca, "CHEER HIM NOW!"
Fecca, "What an ass. WallStreet’s actually jealous that this woman who he’s referred to as his "Toy" is cheering on Michaels."
Styles, "He’s not Jealous, he just doesn’t appreciate his property being disloyal."
Fecca, "PROPERTY?! She’s a human being for God’s sakes!"
Styles, "So?"
WallStreet bends down through the ropes and says, "COME ON! GO AHEAD BECCA! CHEER HIM!"
Becca reaches up and CRACK! She bitch slaps him so hard he actually drops back, bumps, and rolls back up to his feet in the ring. The crowd erupts as WallStreet looks around, his face turning beat red with both anger and embarrassment.
WallStreet, "ALRIGHT! JUST REMEMBER, YOU MADE ME DO THIS TO HIM! YOU DID IT! (Points to the crowd) AND ALL OF YOU TOO!"
Michaels is starting to climb up so WallStreet grabs a fist full of his hair, brings him the rest of the way to his feet, draws back, and BAM! A big right hand drops him right back down to the mat. WallStreet hit him so hard he actually has to shake his own hand to shake off the pain. WallStreet exits the ring through the second and third ropes, apparently deciding now that he wants to distribute some pain to Michaels before he tries to wrap this one up. WallStreet goes over and grabs one of the tables that was leaned against the guard rail. He sets it up on the floor so that it’s horizontal (sideways as opposed to straight) near the guard rail. He then grabs another table and sets it up the exact same way, right beside the first one, this one closer to the ring. WallStreet looks back to the ring and seems a bit perplexed… He knows he remembered leaving his Christian Michaels in the ring… Dang it, this is like when he lost his keys that one time… He sure he had left them on the… WRAP! CM comes up from behind and nails WallStreet across the back with a hard forearm. WallStreet turns around and WallStreet grabs him by the wrist and launches him with an Irish Whip… WallStreet nails the stairs knees first and has so much momentum he literally flips up and over the stairs, landing hard on his back on the otherside of the steps. The crowd cheers as CM walks around the steps and sees WallStreet holding his back as he crawls toward the commentary tables. WallStreet pulls himself up on the table and turns around only to take a hard right hand from Michaels. WallStreet staggers around and CM grabs the black top of the commentary table and yanks it off, exposing the monitors and white desk top.
Fecca, "The action’s getting right in front of us…"
WallStreet drops down onto the commentary table in front of Styles. CM goes over and grabs him, but WallStreet instantly spins up and around and WHAM! He nails CM across the forehead with Styles TV Monitor dropping Michaels hard. WallStreet’s forehead instantly begins to bleed and the fans are on their feet.
Fecca, "Oh my! WallStreet playin’ a little possum there and he just busted Christian Michaels wide open with the corner of that TV Monitor!"
The camera switches to a shot of Becca who’s wide eyed with a hand covering her mouth as she looks like she may actually cry.
Fecca, "Becca Wipwreck growing distraught as she sees her friend and on this night her proverbial white night bleeding in and enduring quite the bout to try and rescue her from this phony bologna marriage."
Styles, "There’s nothing phony about it Fecca. It’s completely legit."
WallStreet stomps over to where Sabrina is sitting and grabs her by the strap of her dress and says, "MOVE!" He yanks her and tosses her to the ground on the side, breaking the strap of her dress in the process. That’s right pervs, her dress is broken. Anyway, WallStreet folds the steel chair…
Styles, "Ah excellent, and now the chairs portion of this Tee El Cee comes into play."
WallStreet stands over Michaels and pushes the top of the chair down into his throat, making Michaels kick about while trying desperately to push the chair off his throat. WallStreet smirks as he starts screaming at CM, "HOW DO YA LIKE THAT?! HUH?!"
Fecca, "Oh come on!"
Styles, "It’s anything goes Bobby!"
Fecca, "So what?! That doesn’t mean you should choke a man to death!"
Apparently Becca agrees as she jumps up onto WallStreet’s back and starts beating on him and trying to choke him to get him off Michaels. WallStreet drops the chair and Stumbles back till Becca’s sitting on the commentary table, still holding him in a sleeper like deal. WallStreet begins peeling her arms off him and turns around. WallStreet grabs a big fist full of Becca’s hair and starts pulling her back as he yells at her. He raises his right hand in a fist as if he’s contemplating punching her in the face.
Fecca, "DON’T YOU DO THAT! DON’T YOU DO THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Styles, "You may wanta watch he’s awfully close… Uh-oh…"
WallStreet must have heard him as his head turns and he looks at Fecca. WallStreet releases Becca and reaches across the desk to grab a fist full of Fecca’s button up shirt.
WallStreet, "YOU GOT A PROBLEM BOB-OH?!"
Fecca, "Oh yeah, you’re a real tough guy WallStreet! First ya threaten to punch a woman and now you’re gonna beat up on me?!"
WallStreet, "Yeah, I think I just might!"
Fecca, "Well go ahead if ya think it’s gonna make you a big man! GO FOR IT! COME ON!"
WallStreet’s eyes widen in shock as he says, ‘Are you serious?!"
Bobby, "COME ON!"
WallStreet draws his arm back… CRACK!
The crowd erupts as WallStreet goes flying over the table from the force of CM wrapping him from behind with the steel chair. WallStreet actually lands on the desk and Fecca begins driving him in the back with right hands till he falls off the table on the commentators side.
Styles, "GAH! YOU CAN’T DO THAT!"
A Bloody CM walks around the commentary table as Styles backs off and Fecca gets a few more kicks in before CM waves him back too. CM reaches down and grabs two hand fulls of WallStreet’s hair, lifting him up slowly to his feet. WallStreet leans back on the commentary table. WallStreet jumps back kinda to the side, and BAM! Just Got Whapped Superkick sends WallStreet’s eyes rolling in the back of his head and his body flying back onto the commentary table. CM Looks over to Becca and since he’s so close to the commentary head sets we can hear him yell, "BECCA! GRAB ME A CHAIR!"
Styles, "A CHAIR?! Ruh-ro rhaggy!"
Becca takes off to get a chair, apparently not realizing CM had just dropped a chair there just a minute ago. But regardless, CM goes to the ring and lifts up the apron… He withdraws a ladder, but the crowd erupts huge when they realize it’s not a typical twelve footer but a twenty footer.
Fecca, "Am I on?"
Styles, "Yeah…"
Fecca, "I lost my headset during all of the action."
Styles, "What are you thinkin’ putting your hands on a Wrestler! If Becca wasn’t such a biased boss you’d lose your job!"
Fecca, "He put his hands on me first."
Styles, "He was just fixin’ your shirt."
Fecca, "That’s horsecrap and you know it!"
Styles, "Relax killer. I’m not sure I feel safe out here with you now that you’ve started attacking everybody."
CM sets the ladder up so it’s sideways in front of the commentary table… In other words the cross bars are viewable from the commentary table and the rungs are facing the crowd. As he finishes getting the ladder set up Becca comes over with a black folding chair and hands it to the Southern Heartthrob. CM begins climbing the ladder and the fans are eating it up. CM gets up to the top, which is actually higher then if he was standing on top of the top rope… He sits on the top of the ladder, his leg on either side as he’s facing the commentary tables and holding that chair.
Fecca, "What… What’s he gonna do from here?"
CM looks at the crowd on either side, clearly hesitant… Which, if CM’s hesitating then whatever he has in mind is defiantly on the insane side of things… Finally he closes his eyes, let’s out a scream… Leaps into the air, flashes flooding the arena as he does a full 360 Summersault in the air while positioning the chair under his legs… CRRRRRRRRRRACK! CM lands a monster version of Sabu’s Arabian Face buster (Essentially a summersault leg drop off the top with the chair under his legs) off the top of that twenty foot ladder that sends CM and his chair crashing through WallStreet’s face and in turn the commentary table he was on.
Fecca, "OH MAH GAWD!"
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
CM rolls back holding his ass and back and jolt around as if a major shock went through his entire spine, which it probably did, and WallStreet just looks dead as that back steal chair is still over his face and you can literally see the imprint of his face in the metal.
Fecca, "CHRISTIAN MICHAELS… CHRISTIAN MICHAELS… CHRISTIAN MICHAELS JUST… BAH GAWD… What a… BAH GAWD!"
Styles, "HE KILLED WALLSTREET! SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS!"
Fecca, "I can’t… I mean… I have no words…"
The scene becomes a quarter size of the TV and is in the lower left corner as a slightly larger box comes from the higher right corner labeled "REPLAY"…
Fecca, "Here’s the Replay… Christian Michaels on top of that twenty foot ladder with that steel chair in hand…"
CM Leaps off and in slow motion we see him twisting about, getting the chair under his legs…
Fecca, "And then…"
We go to normal speed to see Michaels and his chair collide with WallStreet’s face and go through the commentary table…
Fecca, "Unbelievable!"
The replay shows once more before the screen goes back to normal. WallStreet’s still laying there, the chair still over his face. Off to the side CM’s on his chest, the back of his hand laying on his lower back as his leg twitches a little. Becca has both hands over her face in horror and surprise.
Fecca, "Christian Michaels just took WallStreet out but at what expense to himself? He may have just suffered permanent nerve damage, or even irreparable spinal damage. We could have just witnessed the conclusion of two careers in one breath taking moment.
Frank Mason is down on the floor checking on CM and WallStreet… He cautiously grabs that steel chair and begins to peel it off WallStreet’s face… As he does the Blood sticks to the chair and becomes long, stringy and gooey as the chair separates, almost looking like that scene in Independence day when they remove the shell off the Alien… Mason gets pale as WallStreet’s face is almost unrecognizable. His nose looks to be busted wide open, he’s bleeding from his forehead, a spot just above his eye, and his nose.
Fecca, "Oh dear God…"
Styles, "You happy now Fecca?"
Fecca, "Of course not! I wouldn’t wish this on anybody, WallStreet included."
Mason wastes no time calling to the back for help. Various officials and medics rush down the ramp.
Fecca, "There you see EMTs, Trainers, Officials… All coming to tend to the broken bodies at ringside."
The medics try and work a body board under WallStreet as Christian Michaels is trying to use the apron to get up on his own power. Jim Richards and Mitch Roberts both get under an arm of CM’s and finish helping him up. CM turns and leans back on the ring. Mitch and Jim try to help him again but he shoves them both off. CM sees WallStreet down and looks up into the ring… When he moves he immediately winces in pain through his drying crimson mask as his hand shoots to his lower back. CM looks up at the Briefcase hanging over the ring. He looks over at Becca and says, "You’re gonna be free of this jerk…"
CM slides into the ring, still holding his back as the crowd is all on their feet. We look at Becca and she actually has tears in her eyes…
Styles, "Look, she’s crying because CM’s about to make her divorce WallStreet!"
Fecca, "I’d be more inclined to believe that she’s probably very moved at the abuse Christian Michaels has endured and put himself through just to free her from this horrific marriage to WallStreet."
Styles, "Do you have to keep using words like "horrific"?"
Christian hobbles to the corner and grabs the ladder that had been placed there earlier in the match. He draws the ladder out of the corner and hobbles with it to the center of the ring. He opens up the ladder and the fans are going wild, cheering him on.
Crowd: CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN!
Fecca, "This bout is all but signed, sealed, and delivered as too is Becca Wipwreck’s divorce and freedom from WallStreet!"
CM Sets the ladder right underneath the brief case and stumbles back, The pain etched on his face as his hand nurses his lower back… The Heartthrob leaning on the ropes as he looks at the briefcase that’s hanging above this metallic mountain he must climb. CM staggers forward and grabs the ladder. It’s clear that he really effed his back up (and if he’s lucky that’s all) on that Arabian Face Buster earlier. He begins climbing the ladder, but with each step the pain shoots through his back and forces him to pause, taking the ladder one rung at a time. Becca can be heard on the floor, screaming in support and of course the fans are adamantly behind the Redneck Superhero as well.
Fecca, "Less then fifteen feet from the mat hangs the future of one Young woman, and the validation of all of the blood and sweat Christian Michaels has left here tonight."
Michaels continues up slowly as the crowd begs for him to pick up the big win and free the damsel in distress. Christian climbs another rung, and reaches up, his finger tips falling short of touching the brief case… Gah… He continues to strain and struggle and gets another rung underneath him. Again he reaches up and this time his finger tips come close, perhaps the middle one may have even grazed the bottom of the briefcase.
Fecca, "Keep goin! You’re so close!"
Crowd: CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN!
CM winces, clearly in serious pain but forcing himself to deal with it as he goes up yet another rung. He pushes himself up another and how when he reaches up he can firmly grasp the Briefcase. Sensing how close he is the crowd is going wild.
Fecca, "YES! CHRISTIAN MICHAELS IS MERE INCHES FROM VICTORY…"
We suddenly go to the floor where WallStreet’s fighting EMTs to get off their stretcher and to his feet.
Fecca, "How in the World…"
Upon further reflection WallStreet’s nose isn’t as bad as we thought it was, but he’s still a bloody mess. One of the EMTs get’s in WallStreet’s way and insists he lay back down… THWAM! He’s dropped with a hard right from WallStreet. WallStreet staggers a bit and then slides into the ring.
Fecca, "HURRY CM, HURRY!"
Styles, "HURRY WALLSTREET, HURRY!"
WallStreet see’s CM about to get the briefcase so he grabs the ladder and begins dragging it. CM has to relinquish the briefcase and grab the ladder in order to restore his balance as WallStreet continues to drag it across the ring till it’s by the ropes. WallStreet walks over to the opposite side of the ladder from Michaels and begins climbing the opposing rungs.
Fecca, "Michaels was a mere heartbeat away but WallStreet withdrew his positioning and now he’s climbing up to meet WallStreet atop of that ladder."
WallStreet starts coming up to the top and Michaels nails him with a right hand. WallStreet shakes it off and keeps climbing as CM begins climbing as well. They get so they’re both on the second to last rung on their respective sides. CM delivers a hard right and WallStreet leans back… WallStreet sways back forward and he nails a hard right making CM lean back… The crowd is on their feet and to make this whole situation even more suspenseful is that they’re at the side of the ring with the tables on the floor from earlier.
Fecca, "This is incredibly dangerous, both men in No Man’s land."
CM goes for another punch but WallStreet ducks under and the crowd gasps as WallStreet hooks CM as if he’s contemplating the Stock Market Crash Version 2 (Rockbottom)…
Fecca, "Oh God…"
WallStreet’s just about to do it when CM drives the elbow into his skull… Then another… Finally a third and WallStreet has to release him. CM, however, now snatches WallStreet’s head in a Front Face lock which makes the crowd grow insanely loud with anticipation. CM gets a wild look in his eyes as he scans the screaming arena…
Fecca, "Oh no… Don’t do it…"
CM throws his arm up, let’s out a loud scream, spins and leaps off the Ladder, bringing WallStreet with him as the flashes go off again and Christian Michaels and WallStreet both go flying off the ladder, out of the ring and through those tables with a Just Like That (Twist of Fate) off the top of the ladder.
Fecca, "GOOD GOD!"
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT……… PEE DUBBYA TEE! PEE DUBBYA TEE! PEE DUBBYA TEE! PEE DUBBYA TEE!
Fecca, "UNBELIEVABLE! ANOTHER DEATH DEFYING MOVE FROM CHRISTIAN MICHAELS AND NOW TWO BROKEN BODIES LYE IN A SEA OF TYABLE SHARDES!"
Styles, "THIS GUY’S CRAZY FECCA!"
Fecca, "No doubt that the medics will HAVE to wheel these two young gladiators out of here now."
All of the Trainers and medics and such were on the floor still from a few minutes ago when they were getting ready to wheel WallStreet to the back, so it doesn’t take them long to rush over to the destruction on the right side of the ring (looking down from the stage).
Fecca, "I said that these two men would come into this Pay Per View with exactly what the marquee suggests… "Criminal Intent". And now the ringside area looks like a crime scene."
The medics and trainers and such are trying to get some of the table pieces out of the way to better tend to the performers, although that’s no easy task. As that’s going on our scene once again minimizes to the lower left side as in the higher right we begin seeing a recap.
Fecca, "Well for the second time tonight we start at the top of a ladder…"
We see CM swing around and leap off the ladder with WallStreet…
Fecca, "And end in a pile of shattered table on the floor."
We of course see CM and WallStreet drop through the tables via the Diamond Cutter portion of the Just Like That AKA Twist of Fate move.
CM slowly begins to roll over from his back to his chest, his head next to WallStreet’s…
Crowd: CHRIS-TIAN, CHRIS-TIAN, CHRIS-TIAN, CHRIS-TIAN…
CM’s hand reaches for the ring apron…
Crowd: CHRIS-TIAN! CHRIS-TIAN! CHRIS-TIAN! CHRIS-TIAN!
Fecca, "This capacity crowd is seemingly motivating Michaels… How he can move is beyond me but bah God if these people don’t seem to always have that extra man on the field effect for the Redneck Superhero."
Styles, "That’s not fair! It makes every match he’s in a Handicap match! I say he should be disqualified on the spot!"
Fecca, "There are no disqualifications in a Tee El Cee match Eddie…"
Styles, "So? There was no white people in America at one time either. The English invaded and now we’re one big diverse tea party. Show some tolerance and stop discriminating against Rules who want the rights of freedom and the free pursuit of happiness in the land of the Tee El Cee match!"
Fecca, "You’re ridicules."
As the fans continue to cheer, Christian continues to try and pull himself up the apron. And slowly but surely he finds his feet but between the Arabian Face Buster and now landing back first through the tables from atop of the ladder in the ring, it’s all he can do to stand, much less anything else. The trainers try to insist that he let them take him to the back but with as much force as he can distribute (which isn’t much right now) he shoves them away before turning and rolling back into the ring to a loud ovation…
Fecca, "The heart of this young man is unreal. I’ve said it on many occasions and I’m saying it again, there’s nobody in this business that measures up to Christian Michaels in terms of heart."
Michaels pulls himself up by the ropes and holds his back in pain. He grabs the ladder and with all he’s got he pushes it back into the center as we switch to a view of Becca who’s watching with a hand over her mouth, clearly on the edge of her proverbial seat. CM gets the ladder in the middle, and once again he begins trying to make his desperate climb up.
Fecca, "Can he do it?! He was so, SO close before… How about one more time?"
The crowd continues to chant Christian’s name as slowly but surely, one rung at a time he climbs. On the floor we see WallStreet slowly begin to reach up, grabbing two fist fulls of the pant legs of a couple of medics standing by. He slowly pulls himself to his knees and leans back, that far away look in the eyes that stand out so well from behind his crimson mask. Back in the ring Michaels continues to climb and now he reaches up and touches the briefcase, but he can’t quite grab it yet…
Fecca, "The race is on…"
WallStreet continues to use the EMTs pants as (against their recommendation) he tries to pull himself up to his feet.
Michaels climbs up another rung and now he’s able to grab the brief case, but unhooking it from it’s cable is a completely different story.
Fecca, "COME ON CHRISTIAN, YOU CAN DO IT!"
WallStreet gets to his feet, staggering and swaying, but still on his feet. Michaels pulls himself up one more rung…
WallStreet stumbles to the ring and leans on the outside canvas, trying to regain some of his wits before sliding in…
Michaels reaches up to t he cable… WallStreet Slides in… WallStreet looks up and reaches toward the ladder with a hand but Michaels un hooks the briefcase and WallStreet flops down, knowing he’s been defeated.
The Bell sounds as the entire arena gets on their feet…
Fecca, "YES! BAH GAWD! YES! CHRISTIAN MICHAELS HAS DONE IT! MICHAELS HAS DONE IT! MICHAELS HAS JUST DEFEATED WALLSTREET! FIVE AND OH BECOMES FIVE AND ONE, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY BECCA MCCALLISTER CAN ONCE AGAIN BECOME BECCA WIPWRECK!"
Styles, "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Kyrptonite" by Three Doors Down blasts over the PA as Sabrina announces, "Here is YOUR WINNER…… CHHHHHHHHRISTIAN MICHAELSSSSSS!"