Jake turns around with a pfft noise, completely dismissing any validity Drew thinks he has. Jake sees his phone sitting on a table and walks straight over to it, picking it up and saying "call Cross", and it does. Ringing a couple times, before finally stopping.
Cross: WAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!
Jake: WAAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!
Cross: Man it's just not the same without Omen and Seifer on the line too.
Jake chuckles. "Definitely not, what's up brother?"
Cross: Just whooped Bain at Madden online what you up to brother?
Jake: Shooting the breeze.
Cross: Oh, God. Alright I'll catch a plane and meet you wherever.
Jake: Oh! No not like that, haha, you crazy!
Cross: So I decided to get sober, man.
Jake: Really?
Cross: Yeah before I went to sleep last night, and this morning to celebrate five and a half hours of sobriety I took a beer bong with twelve vicodins in it!
Jake: You really are crazy!
Cross: Ain't no fun playing the world safe, know what I'm sizzlin' playa!?
Jake: Haha, yeah, sure. ANYWAYS you crazy bastard. I'm back here at PWT.
Cross: You still growing your hair?
Jake: YOU WILL NOT WIN THIS CONTEST!
Cross: Hey man, I'm a long hair pro, Seif too. You and Marcus don't know what you're getting into. Wait til summer in Hawaii!
Jake: I WIN EVERYTHING!
Cross: Man you seen Bain's hair? It got real long, except his bangs they just curled out in front of his face like Razor.
Jake: Haha, yeah I saw that on Facebook! He posted a picture with all kinds of fake gold around his neck.
Cross: Now he's the crazy one!
Jake: Hey brother. Speaking of crazy, Drew Stevenson just barged in here telling me he's basically afraid of Matlock, and wants you to destroy him for him.
Cross: Drew's poking the boss and he can't leverage himself a little win? The fuck happened to wrestling politics since I've been gone?
Jake: Oh he can get the win no sweat, I think he's scared Matt might shoot on him out there. That job squad reject has been getting fed apple cores so long while everybody around him gets fat he's liable to snap.
Cross: Yeah if I was Drew I'd be afraid too, no wonder he asked for me instead of just inventing some jabroni out of the blue to do his dirty work.
Jake: He knows the champ won't help him, and you're notorious for handling shoot fights. He crazy, Crew don't work for nobody but each other. You're not even in the company.
Cross: Well, Brooks paid me more money than he was supposed to last time, how much you wanna bet if I help Drew out he gets me signed guaranteed money before I'm even in the same area code.
Jake: Yeah? I'm sure he could do that.
Cross: All I need is a way in then I'll step on and over whoever I need to. Whatever we decide to do you can tell them you had to veto something and make a judgement call for the good of PWT and we're back in business.
Jake: That's why we work well together, we're both smarter than everyone else.
Cross: Now you can give Drew my number as an olive branch. Show him yiou're willing to reach out for him, then he owes you, brother. I'll see you soon.
Jake: Hey wear your cut just to piss everyone else off.
Cross: Like I wasn't already going to!
Jake hangs up with a grin on his face. Now to summon Drew back and tell him the good news.